The Housekeeper

She keeps everyone in line, even the boss. Keep her happy, pay cheques will be written out on time at the end of each month. Coffee and biscuit tins will always be filled to the brim, and the office will be spick and span. Cups will be spotless and put away where they belong. The water dispenser will never run dry, as with the office stationery. Fishes will be fed, the plants will get watered. Keep her happy, and the rest of us will thrive and be productive.